“No doubt about it. The Internet poses a great threat to personal privacy.”

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Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

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“Maybe it’s part of the New Maturity, but you don’t see grownups on those damn scooters anymore.”

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“Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents.”

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“All my gadgets are old. I’d like some new gadgets.”

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“Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go! But take your BlackBerry.”

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“Look, we’ve got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses.”

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“Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet.”

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“Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable.”

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“While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you.”

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“Phone-sex on Line Four, Mr. Davis.”

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“Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable.”

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“You’ll get it back once you articulate a coherent viewing policy.”

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