‘Back to School Specials!’

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“All my gadgets are old. I’d like some new gadgets.”

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“While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you.”

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Those Were The Days

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“I think you’re looking for 3-D.”

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“And, for music, you want traditional or new age?”

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Brave New World of Telecommunications

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Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

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‘Cellular Dog’

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“Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system.”

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“Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable.”

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“You’ll get it back once you articulate a coherent viewing policy.”

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“Phone-sex on Line Four, Mr. Davis.”

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“The amnio’s fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade.”

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