‘Hey, what do you know—a lefty.’

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“Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, ‘A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.’ ”

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“Look, it could be worse—at least we’re dead.”

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“Hey, guess what we’re having for dinner tomorrow.”

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“In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes.”

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“Well, we needed the rain.”

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“Might I sound a note of caution?”

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“Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time.”

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