“Yes, I’m somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I’m probably happy enough.”

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“Oh, I’m happy enough—I just wish my life were more like Sting’s.”

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A Very, Very Private Person “Dear Diary: None of your damn business!”

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“I think I’ll pass—I’m having a really bad-nose day.”

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“It’s the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!”

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THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT HAD AN IDENTITY CRISIS

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“Mind if I smoke?”

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“Fill’er up with testosterone.”

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Barney Vs. Godzilla

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Dreams of Grandeur

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“So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don’t make you a bad person.”

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