“Now, this over here, this is why you’re going to have to go to jail.”

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“Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor.”

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“You’re a disgrace to your tax bracket.”

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“Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer.”

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“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client.”

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Dave And His Common-Law Accountant, Phil

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Three Swell Guys Who Expect To Be Completely Exonerated

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“And the winner is . . . the prosecution!”

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“Counsellor, please advise yourclient that, issues of personal safety aside, gravity is the law.”

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"Why won't you cuddle?"

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JUVENILE COURT

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“Bad news, good news, sweetheart—the court rejected your appeal, but the networks are fighting to option it.”

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“I don’t care how many chances the buffalo bills got—you’re through!”

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“Yeah, I just got out, and I want to focus on crime again.”

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