“Permission to breach new sartorial frontiers, Sir!”

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“How that relates to the Social Security debate baffles me, Senator. But, since you ask, I’m nude from the waist down.”

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“Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?”

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“Oh yeah—I’ve been supporting her going way back to the beginning of the end of the New Hampshire vote count.”

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“Still, you’ve got to applaud the transparency.”

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“The President said he hoped the bill would receive broad bipartisan support from within the Democratic Party.”

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“That’s a very good question, which is why we’re going to move on to the next question.”

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“If elected, I’ll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

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“I say it’s government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it.”

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“My fellow-candidates . . .”

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Casting a Wide Net “Fellow-earthlings . . .”

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“Buzz bats left, throws right, and supports limited military involvement in Bosnia.”

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“One last question, pending the new regulations. If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?”

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“I don’t know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart.”

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“An impressive résumé, General, but remember—department-store security is different from national security.”

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