“And another thing. When they start telling you ‘You’ve still got it,’ you don’t.”

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“Oh, can’t complain.”

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“Well, then, it’s unanimous.”

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“Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?”

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“Brodman, after giving it much thought, I've decided to let you go for no apparent reason.”

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“Oh, you know, the usual—just imagining what my co-workers look like naked.”

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“Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses.”

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“And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors’ prison.”

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“Oh them — they’re just the ghosts of all the people we’ve terminated.”

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“Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?”

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“Let’s never forget that the public’s desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment.”

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“O.K., don’t e-mail this to anyone, but we’re shorting black big time.”

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“Oh, I love the perks and the power, but, on the other hand, it is an internship.”

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“Look, I’m for an orderly transfer of power, but all those who want me to resign immediately raise their shoe.”

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